CHAINWARS

A Gonzo Crypto Space-Opera

What happens when mortals try to create an immutable world?An epic docu-series from inside crypto's war room.


The promises. The death spirals.
Myths hiding between the memes and press releases.
Stories that the whitepapers were protecting you from.


"I've seen things that you people didn't even notice.


"$40 billion that vanished in 3 days.Chains that managed to turn back time democratically.
Today both timelines are still running...
Currencies mined like ore from mountains, that only exist in mathematics.And a joke made in three hours that inspired the formation of a government department.-Bitcoin emerged from that world like digital fire.But we didn't call it mining back then.
It felt more like prayer.
-For some, it was never about values.
I might've been one of them, but I don't really remember.
You stay because you found something.
Or you stay because you forgot why you came.
-I went down the rabbit hole.
Turns out it's not a hole.
It's a whole civilisation
It has its own gods, its own creation myths, its own inevitable death spirals.
Nobody's captured its mythology yet.Time for some cultural grave-rob.. -ahem- archaeology."



First transmission
(Pilot)

[audio prototype / 3 min]


The audio pilot exists.

What comes next depends on funding...


Research & Development:

+ Primary research using Fly you Fool's hackathon-winning methodology.+ Secondary research to find the audio nobody kept, the data nobody checked and the sources nobody asked.+ Cybernetics-informed pattern analysis across sources (developed at CLEA, VUB Brussels).


Production:

+ A series of episodes: each one a composition.+ Visual layer through AI pipeline, developed
in creative partnership with [to be announced].
+ Experimentation with AI tools
across every stage of production.


Distribution:

+ Publishing partnership secured for decentralised distribution with CTRL+X.+ Screenings that double as production.+ Festival submissions.+ All research published openly.



Episodes:

[working titles]


The Last DegenThe Phantom WrapperThe Fork AwakensRevenge of the ShitcoinThe Rise of Stable Kwon



"Fly you Fools surprised me with the first example of Gonzo crypto journalism I'd ever seen - it's as close as I can remember to some of Breaker Mag's more interesting work, with a decidedly askew look at a self-serving, self-important and often self-unaware industry that could certainly use a literary education.”

— Editor-in-Chief of Cointelegraph.
Previously EIC of Blockworks and Crypto Briefing.


“Fly is one of the most imaginative and effective writers I’ve worked with in Web3. [...] One of his pieces quickly became our most-read article in recent memory."

— Former Director of Content: BSC News.
Co-founder of a Media PR Agency.


Team

About Fly

Tech storyteller and ghostwriter
inside the crypto industry.

+ Professional storyteller for 10+ years in creative and tech industries+ Published across major crypto outlets+ Prev. 5+ years as Art Director of an international theatre company+Affiliated researcher and Fool in Residence at CLEA: Cybernetic research lab+ Winner: 'Most Creative Format' Prize - Funding the Commons RealFi hackathon, 2025+ Winner: Marketing Bounty - WebZero 72hr hackathon at Web3 Summit, 2025+ Professional clown: trained at Philippe Gaulier, Paris.


This production is made possible by people living inside ChainWars.


The series doesn't exist yet.
That's where you come in.
Right now, it's an audio pilot, a website, six years of research and a methodology that won hackathons.Episodes haven't been produced.
The confession booth hasn't opened.
The myths haven't been captured yet.
That's what Artizen funds.Every $10 Artifact unlocks match funding from the funds backing the project. The more funds, the bigger the match.


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